- Jeremy: Have you ever fallen out of a car?
- James: Well, no
- Jeremy: Exactly.
- Richard: Um, well I have...
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“Sometimes when I agree to have my photograph taken with them they grab my bum. I giggle, act silly and laugh it off. I’m very glad that I am married or I might have gone bonkers and got into a right mess.”
Mindy laughs: “I’ve got used to it since he started doing Top Gear. I just stand back and offer to take their pictures with him. I know I don’t have anything to worry about.”
(Source: mirror.co.uk)
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“You’ve put in two requests haven’t you? To transfer to CID?”
“Well I’m keen to move on, Sir. Broaden my experience.”
“I’ll see what I can do.”Midsomer Murders → The House in the Woods
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- James: Can I say something here?
- Jeremy: What.
- James: I'm with Hammond.
- Jeremy: What, you LIKE that?
- James: I think it's terrific.
- Richard: ...God, when you said 'I'm with Hammond' I thought you meant we were going out!
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Jones: “What color was the truck?”
Foreman: “I just told you. Mud”.
Barnaby: “So which one of a million pick-ups in the country was it? And don’t say….”
Jones: “The muddy one.”
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Jones: “Witness said the horse rider had no head.”
Barnaby: “Drunk or stoned?”
Jones: “I was on duty, sir.”
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Defense Counsel: “You mentioned that the defendant is known to you. Do you like him?”
Jones: “Not particularly.”
Defense: “Why not?”
Jones: “He’s not my type.”
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